Ministry of Propaganda Needs Your Help
Straight from the official White House blog. You too can join the White House’s Official Social Health Enquiring Emulator Program (a.k.a SHEEP). Socializing health care is hard work. All patriotic citizens are being asked to do their duty. Here are your instructions should you choose to join the team!
There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care. These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation. Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to flag@whitehouse.gov.
At least they aren’t attempting to be inconspicuous about creating their lists of dissidents. Copying BlueCarp and FreeColorado I have sent a letter similar to the following:
Dear Minister of Propaganda,
As per your request, I’d like to report an American citizen to you for daring to exercise his First Amendment rights and speak out against Barack Obama’s attempted political takeover of medicine.
I am reporting myself.
Not only do I believe that political interference in medicine is wrong and impractical, but I’ve told many other people about my views, and I intend to repeat this grave offense again today.
I fear I am an incorrigible practitioner of the First Amendment and an intransigent defender of individual rights. Please notify me when you have established your re-education camps, so that I may report in person.
Sincerely,
Join us on Obama’s list of dissidents and send your own letter to flag@whitehouse.gov
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