Ready.gov Parody Images

The following images and text are not the work of ColoradoFreedom.net.  The original (hilarious) source of this content can be found at http://homeland.gov.safenow.org/ The US government has a website, http://www.ready.gov.  It’s another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old “duck and cover” advice after WWII. The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything!  Here are a few… Continue »

Colorado HB 1147 Helmet Law Aims to...

Have you seen situations across Colorado like this…(R rated – for possible injury) While I typically hate to post photos of such dangerous situations, the current epidemic of children operating non-motorized vehicles has gotten out of control. Fortunately, as the Post reports, “Bill sponsor Rep. John Kefalas, D-Fort Collins, promoted House Bill 1147 as a way to prevent life-changing brain injuries in… Continue »

(Who should have won the CPAC Straw...

Saturday Ron Paul won the staw poll conducted at CPAC winning with 31% of the vote. Mitt Romney came in second with 22% (he had won the past three years in a row). Here are the full results from the Washington Post: 2010 CPAC Straw Poll Results Ron Paul 31% Mitt Romney 22% Sarah Palin 7% Tim Pawlenty 6% Mike Pence 5% Newt Gingrich 4% Mike Huckabee 4% Mitch… Continue »

Legislative Demigods

I am a criminal! It is shocking how I’ve managed to evade imprisonment thus far. My crimes: failure to comply with the laws of the land. This moment has been a long time coming. The events leading up to my crimes were set in motion the instant the universe began to expand. When the first elements were… Continue »

Something Strange

Imagine yourself sitting at home watching TV late at night when suddenly all interesting programming ends, and the always entertaining infomercials begin. You think to yourself, “It’s not my cup of tea, but I’ll endure it for the moment.” The usual marketing ploys begin: a common problem a person encounters, and a product that promises to fix it. One… Continue »